Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no Evil -
Because I'm the Evilist Mother Fucker in the Valley
I am a Ninja Warrior of the Togakure
I am a Warrior of the Koppo Tradition
I am a Proud Descendant of the Masters who have gone before me
The Knights of Old England
The Gentlemen Fighters of London Baritsu
The Savate Tireur of the Paris Salles
The Krabi Warriors of Thai/Siam
The Kali Warriors of the Phillipines
The Silat Warriors of Malaysia
The Shaolin and Wu Tang Priests of China
The Karate Masters of Okinawa and Japan
The Japanese Samurai and Ninja
The Spartan Warriors of Old Greece
The Vale Tudo Fighters of Brazil
The JKD and Kenpo Karate Warrior Scholars of America
I am a Warrior for the Streets of Britain in the 21st Century
I am a Scholar who will carry these teachings into the Future
I Am A White Tiger